"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." ~ Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
"It is time to stop living in the past and instead to greet the future and of course reality" ~ Jeremy
"You wouldnt worry about what people think of you if you realized how seldom they actually do." ~ Jeremy
"An artist's responsibility is to his art." ~ Bono
"If you're going to survive out there, you really gotta know where your towel is." ~ Ford Prefect
"We had some guy jump off the stage. That's wack. No wacking!" ~ Chester Bennington
"You stopped wanting not needing"
"What's the difference?"
"A universe of difference. Your belly needs, your heart wants. That's the difference"
Me: I feel like I'm up a creek without a paddle
Florence: I've been without one so long I don't remember what it feels like with one
"Life is like a ritz cracker; one side is all salted and buttery, and the other side is dry with little brown bumps all over it." ~ boo
"Think left...think right...think low...think high...oh, the thinks you can think if only you try..." ~ Dr. Seuss
"There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." ~ Oscar Wilde
Arne Salli (my ecology proffessor):
"When are you going to hang your laundry out to dry? At night? Every woman knows you hang it out during the day because of vapor preassure deficit"
"You can't take the marble for granite" *silence* "You guys are just slow."
"If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? If a man is alone in the middle of the forest is he lost?"
"Our antelope isn't a true antelope. The prong-horned antelope is more of a goat like creature...I don't know if you know that, just as a side note"
"The main thing in life is to learn by doing.. whether it be fishing, lovers or ecology..."
"We're lucky. We're living in an interglacial time, in the greatest country in the world with 5% of the population, we use 90% of the raw materials and 70% of the fuel and we're gonna go bomb the hell out of those poor people who don't have shit."
"There are only three things certian in life: death, taxes and change."
"We used to pass knowledge from person to person, then we invented the printing press and it's gone so far that now you spend $100 on a book full of information you don't want to read."
Marlowe Embree (my psychology proffesor):
"You learn more and more about less and less until you know everything about nothing."
"If you can only sing one song your name better be Celine Dion."
"Before someone says, "Hey, you're pscizophrenic." You might want to get a second opinion"
"I'm just a woodchip on the vast ocean of life"
"You can't flunk a self-inventory: "we're sorry, you have no personality"
"When I do something wrong I usually (blank) When I take questionaires like this I usually (blank)"
"In order to gie you a piece of paper which says,'you came, and you lerned something,' as opposed to a piece of paper that says, 'You're 18 and attended but didn't learn anything,' we're going to test you on these 15 things: Dueling to the death with light sabers, Humming annoyingly offkey, Counting on your fingers using roman numerals.... "
"I see some of you are having trouble seeing through solid objects, you're going to have to work on that, but until then I will help you and restore some transparency to the educational equation."
"If my computer locks up and I say, "My computer locked up because of a software problem" that's mechanistic. But, if i say "My computer locks up because Bill Gates hates me" that's idological. I go with the latter"
Think about some of your anxieties. Such as, will this class ever end or will we be stuck here forever?"
"Masters topic: Do over-estimaters turn out better, or do habitual underestimaters?"
"I had to make myself get up and come to class, prepare the materials so I could stand up here and have you all stare at me like I have three heads."
"Humor and faith are twins, they both allow us to escape the tyrrany of life." ~ Robert Brown
"The line between good and evil does not lie between countries, it does not lie between classes, and it does not lie between races, but through the middle of every human heart."
~ Solchanista
"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. "
~ W M Lewis
"Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind."
~ Rudyard Kipling
"Just give me a push-up bra and I can be a Hooters girl."
~ Caitlin
"You need to learn patience. Love can't always be perfect. Love is just love.
~ Masimo (The Wedding Planner)
"All great spirits have always encountered violent reactions fro the opposition."
~ Albert Einstien
"Any girl who says she does not enjoy a "wolf whistle" is a liar"
~ Betty Garble
"I'm not kind. I'm vicious, it's the secret to my charm."
~ Clifton Webb
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead."
~ Charles Bukowski
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. Then, you're a mile away, and you've got his shoes."
~ Justin
"I'd bare my heart, I've been around females enough to be used to the bullet by now. I figure no matter the pain, at least they're aiming at me. And that... my friends, ain't half bad.
But my hearts just keep flying in."
~ William Miller
"If I looked that good, I'd never come out of the shower."
~ Jon Frey
"No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her; but many a woman hates a man for being her friend."
~ Alexander Pope
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
~ Willy Wonka
"If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates.."
~ Willy Wonka
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
~ Emo Phillips
"Before God we are all equally wise and Equally foolish ."
~ Albert Einstein
"No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her; but many a woman hates a man for being her friend."
~ Alexander Pope
"This world is the prison of the believers and the paradise of the unbelievers."
~ Islamic Proverb
"I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass."
~ Maya Angelou
"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point."
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
"Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence."
~ Sydney Smith
"If ignorance is bliss, this lesson would appear to be a deliberate attempt on your part to deprive me of happiness, the pursuit of which is my unalienable righta according to the Declaration of Independence. I therefore assert my patriotic prerogative not to know this material. I'll b eout in the playground."
~ Calivn and Hobbes
"If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
"The way I see it, God put me on earth to achieve a certian number of things. By now I'm so far behind, I'll never die."
~ Calvin and Hobbes
"I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.
"
~ Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption
"Every man dies....not every man truly lives "
~ Braveheart
"Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something."
~ Thomas A. Edison
"Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves. "
~ Robert Anton Wilson
"In the end, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how, or when. But what we can choose is how we decide to meet that end, so we are remembered forever as men. "
~ Gladiator
"If you haven't the strength to impose your own terms upon life, you must accept the terms it offers you."
~ T. S. Elliot
